- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A guy at a baseball game....

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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