What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Immigration Laws

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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