roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Pickles are powerful

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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