- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

nolan is gay

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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