How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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FUCK THE JEWS

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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smell the vitamin C

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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