If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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