Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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