Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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