- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

dat shoe shine tho

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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