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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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