- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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