- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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