why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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