CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

FUCK THE JEWS

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

smell the vitamin C

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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