- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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