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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

your face

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's city is in New York New York City

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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