A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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I don't get it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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