- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Justin beiber..

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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