- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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