women's rights

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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boobs!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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No it doesnt..

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Anti Joke

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