- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

No it doesnt..

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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