- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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