- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Lil Wayne

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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