Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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