- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your so gay, that you like men!

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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