Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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