- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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