- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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