- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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