- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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