An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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You're a frog

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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