- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your're racist.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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