- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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