- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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