- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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