- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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