a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

I am a mime

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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