Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A man goes to the potty.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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