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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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