- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Obama

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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