- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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