Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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- Helen Keller

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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I love you

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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