- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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