"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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