- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

America

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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