- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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