- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Please don't shoot me

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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