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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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