- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

salad days!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your mam is so fat.

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