Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How about that airline food?

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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