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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

that wall over there ->

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

i like it in the mouth

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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