Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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