- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Men's rights

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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