Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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