- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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