- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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