- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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