- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

I went to work today....

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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