- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

13 =B you just learned something

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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