- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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