- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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