roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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gay pom...

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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