How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I went to work today....

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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