What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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knock knock who's there? hope

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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