- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

I named my son ps2 controller

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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