He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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