A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Gus's mom

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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