What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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