- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why so serious ?

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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