Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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miha kako si?

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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womens rights.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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