- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

WNBA

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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