- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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