why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Where's my tractor?

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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