Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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