- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

XD Jackass.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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