- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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