A man walks into a bar. Ow

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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