- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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