- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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