- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Chuck Norris is dead......

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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