- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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