Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Title IX

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Good job, son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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