Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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