Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

im not black, im Joseph Kony

a man makes a bad joke

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is the difference?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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