- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

1+2 = 6

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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