- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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