- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

women's rights

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Whats funny? Your face.

I love you

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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