What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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