- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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