there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Roses are red.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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