"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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