what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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