- Anti Joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

a man makes a bad joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day