- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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