- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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