- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

whats long and black? a baton

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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