What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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no.

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Indians

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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