What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Justin Beiber

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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