- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

I'm homeless.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Manchester City

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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