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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A Chinese man fails a math test

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what is 3+3= 8

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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