- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

you will like this because i am black.

Your mother is average.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How old are you? 7

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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