- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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