- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

a man makes a bad joke

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I'm homeless.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Manchester City

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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