What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Poker face

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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