When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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France had one revolution

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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