A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock knock.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Nothing. He made it home safely.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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