What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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