What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Bitch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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