- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A seal walks into a club.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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