- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Sixty... eight

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

get in the car.

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