Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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This is an anti- joke

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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