what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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The Labour Party.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Anti Joke

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