What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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