Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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